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Joke of the Day
"How do they count the Mexican immigrants? They start with Juan"
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"What does the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that thing? It's so small."
"Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom? Because he was fighting the Klingons."
"Capitalism is controlled by an ""invisible hand"" that gives most people the invisible finger."
"How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost? They'll hold a Beyonceance."
"What do you call a Chameleon that cant change colors? A reptile dysfunction..."
"If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?"
"Overheard: Augustus Caesar on New Year's Day: ""I keep writing 'B.C.' on all my checks."""
"What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick? Hope you fell better tomorrow."
"My grandfather has the heart of a lion, ... and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh zoo."