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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left leg and arm in a car crash? He's all right now."
Next Joke
"If you show me an Italian assembly line... I'll show you a well oiled machine."
"Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner? Because it'll gobble up everything."
"I decided to be vegan! Until I realized that it was a missed steak"
"My psychiatrist told me I need to love myself more. I was like, ""damn doc I'm already up to 3 times a day"""
"What can jelly beans do that you can't? Come in different colors."
"True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people.. together."
"There was a fire yesterday at my local thrift store A person died of secondhand smoke"
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves free"
"Email inventor dies aged 74 I sent my re:re:re:re:re:gards"