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Joke of the Day

"Did you know statistically you're more likely to be killed by a coconut falling from a tree than by a coconut stabbing you with a breadknife"

"What should you do when people talk behind your back? Fart"

"The only lyrics I can make out in the song ""Informer"" are ""Hey farrrrmer...something....a leaky boom boom cow"". Not 100% sure though."

"Two Cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks... Does this taste funny to you?"

"Lol Q: What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? A: Wendy's!"

"I invented the word ""plagiarism"""

"I had that nightmare again last night where I tweet 141 characters"

"Do you know what would happen if you'd freeze someone to -273.15 degrees Clesius? That person would be 0K Edit: Just noticed that I flopped the title. :("

"the other day, I got into a car accident. A midget got out of the other car and said ""I'm not happy!"" I said ""Well, than which one are you?"""

"If I ever have two sons, I'll name one Penn and the other Sword, then make them wrestle a lot just to see if it's true."