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Joke of the Day

"First time flying huh? -Yeah how could you tell? Just a hunch. You wanna come down to your seat? The overhead bin is typically for luggage."

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"Helen Keller walks into a bar... And a table. And some chairs."
"What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!"
"The real reason Darth Vader cut off Luke's hand was because he touched the thermostat"
"A Roman Walks into a Bar He holds up two fingers, and says ""'l'll Have 5 Beers Please"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't fucking know. Chickens don't even know what roads are he probably thought it was a field."
"At least mad scientists aren't mad enough to disregard the importance of safety goggles."
"-""I was the girl that hated you back in high school."" -""I'm sorry, can you be more specific?"""
"Why did the banker leave his job? he lost interest"
"One of my lamps has a light bulb which has outlasted my past 7 relationships."