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Joke of the Day
"Repost: 9/10 doctors recommend water over soda 1/10 doctors live in flint Michigan"
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"Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent's face there is no known comeback."
"Yo momma's so stupid she failed a pregnancy test"
"""yer a magician, harry"" hagrid said to hary houdini when he graduted magic academy"
"My principal doesn't allow guns in school... ...So i had to put on a long sleeve shirt"
"I used to be an adventurer until I took a knee to the arrow"
"Yo mama's so fat when she goes to Taco Bell they run for the border !!"
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks this morning."
"Premature Ejokeulation What do you get when you cross someone with a sex disorder and someone who ruins punchlines?"
"You might be a redneck if... 1. You don't know the difference between your lawn and your driveway. 2. Watching Jerry Springer reminds you of your neighbors 3. Your family tree is a circle"