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Joke of the Day
"Why did the depressed chicken cross the road? To get to the other side :("
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"Noah in a pet shop ""Two of every animal please"" ""Want any unusual examples?"" ""No, just arky-types"""
"*helping son with math problem* [hour later] JUST WRITE 75 GODDAMMIT!"
"What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple? He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy."
"How do you know when there's a lead singer on your porch? They can't find the right key and don't know when to come in."
"Gays are fucking assholes."
"Don't give Trump viagra He'll get taller."
"Wanna know why they burnt down the cvs pharmacy in Baltimore? They stopped selling newports..."
"American political party symbols are spot on... Trump is the elephant in the room, and the DNC is full of jackasses!"
"We could completely eliminate car thefts by making every car alarm sound like Hillary Clinton's laugh."