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Joke of the Day
"Wanna know why they burnt down the cvs pharmacy in Baltimore? They stopped selling newports..."
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"Are rhetorical questions really necessary?"
"Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy After a while one elephant says to the other: ""I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"""
"Weight loss How can you help a fat person lose a quick 300 pounds? Give them a gun"
"If you were my gf, I'd have a warm bath and a meal ready for when you got home every day Her: I'm your wife Like I said, if you were my gf"
"Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says ""We don't serve Republicans here."" The Republicans say ""That's OK...We don't serve you either."
"What do you call a fat North Korean? Supreme Leader."
"If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years."
"Can I use cash to pay for a new electric car? No, you have to charge it."
"ME: [at a party] hey! wanna come back to my place and- GIRL: hook up? sure! ME: [sadly putting away two Yu-Gi-Oh! decks] oh. awesome"