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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer? Vladimir Putting"
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"[Amphibian Playground] BULLFROG: look at all u lil toad nerds TOAD: help! a BULLYfrog! TEACHER SNAKE: i'll handle this *eats everyone*"
"Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants."
"why do feminists have two more brain cells than a cow? so when you play with their tits they don't shit on the floor."
"A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand... ..HEY! (pom pom pom) Got any grapes?"
"Don't fall in love. You will get feelings and die."
"what does the Jewish midwife say to the Non-Jewish woman who just gave birth? It's a Goy !"
"Coldplay is like depression you can hear."
"Why arent There Many jewish gardeners? Because money doesnt grow on trees"
"[Wall Street] ME: haha Hump Day, amiright? HUMPTY DUMPTY *rolls eyes* ME: eh? *nudge* HD: Dude don't- ME: eh? *harder nudge* EH? Oh shit"