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Joke of the Day
"Why arent There Many jewish gardeners? Because money doesnt grow on trees"
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"What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers? 0, 1, e, pi."
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"How do you know that ET is a Donald Trump supporter? Because he looks like one."
"I saw a man at a circus put his head in a lion's mouth ...and that's still the only big cat blowjob I've ever witnessed."
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"Do you know what ""La Quinta"" means in Spanish? Next to Denny's"
"My lesbian friend asked what I wanted for my birthday... ... All I got was this stupid rolex!"
"I'm gonna be so pissed if I die in the middle of an argument I'm about to win."
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