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Joke of the Day

"[Amphibian Playground] BULLFROG: look at all u lil toad nerds TOAD: help! a BULLYfrog! TEACHER SNAKE: i'll handle this *eats everyone*"

"Peeing with a boner... It's hard."

"If Women Ruled the World"

"A blonde is at the diner A blonde is at a diner and when the waitress comes to take the order, the blonde reads the name tag out loud: 'Debbie, how sweet.... what do you call the other one?'"

"Waldo books are cute until u learn he owes $100,000 in unpaid child support & is wanted for arson"

"The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you."

"*poops blood* ""What the heck I haven't eaten blood in weeks"""

"When I go out in public with my brother; people think he is my boyfriend, which is crazy because we broke up over 12 years ago."

"What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions? A pasta free."

"Why couldn't the rapist go to the bathroom? The door read ""Gentlemen."""