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Joke of the Day

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the Rhino. - *One of the many jokes I remember from Hot Shots.*"

"It's not illegal to wear a pinstripe suit & slick back your hair. Then go to a restaurant & ask them if they got ""that thing"" while winking."

"What did the 3 tampons say when they walked past you? Nothing! They were all stuck up bitches..."

"They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes she can slice bread with it."

"How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic? You take the pizza delivery sign off"

"[edits wikipedia so the facts i made up for my school paper work]"

"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison."

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word unionized."

"How do you make German potato pancakes? Cook them in the microwave"

"Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill."