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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic? You take the pizza delivery sign off"
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"Making light humour Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model? The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly."
"I have bad knees. It runs in my family. Now nobody in my family runs."
"why isn't there a sprite history month"
"Hacking is like gay sex... you enter a backdoor hoping there are no logs."
"MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An alarm clock that sounds like a dog's pre-puke warning grunts."
"There are two types of countries in the world.... Those who use the metric system, and those who have a successful space program."
"Whether Trump or Hillary becomes president, I won't be living in the USA afterwards From someone currently living in Europe with no plans of leaving because of being a student."
"Neighbors just got a pirate ship playhouse for their backyard. Drunk me has never been so excited."
"A general reads War and Peace another soldier asked him how he liked it ""liked the first half, hated the second. "" he said"