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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic? You take the pizza delivery sign off"
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"Got a job at McDonald's as a secret agent for the Burger King."
"A fellow worker just sent an all office memo: ""Has anyone seen my screwdriver? I really need my screwdriver!"" I wrote back: ""Meet me at the tool bar. I'll buy you a double."""
"My friend told me a bad joke he got from the internet... I asked him where he reddit."
"how do I keep my skin looking so young? it's all thanks to [turns to camera smiling] an ancient curse [locusts pour from my mouth & eyes]"
"My favorite part of going out on the weekend is the 95% of it spent checking my phone."
"How do you get high underwater? seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one"
"I've been waiting 2 hours for an employee to come and wash my hands like the sign says...."
"Can you write off a divorce as a home improvement expense"
"My boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together. I totally nailed it."