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Joke of the Day

"Did anyone see Bob Costas' double pink eye while watching the Olympics? I heard he got it from Putin."

"Should I Get In Trouble For Something I Didn't Do... Student: Should I get in trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: No of course not! Student: Oh, OK great. I didn't do my homework..."

"What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot? SUPPLIES!!!"

"Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said if it sells well he will write one about Kent too."

"You have so much potential But no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life."

"I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins. I'm calling it a game of throwns."

"Today I fucked up because your girl was riding on top of me."

"So I heard, that after a long debate, they finally announced the hide and seek champion of 2014. 1st place went to Malaysia Airlines Flight 370!"

"I once met a man from Nantucket... I don't know the rest, so fuck it."

"Guys remember: if you encounter a girl in her natural habitat, don't panic. She's just as scared as you. Make loud noises, she will run off."