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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word unionized."

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"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture."
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"I can odd. But I can't even."
"Kid: Dad, what does ironic mean? Dad: Well son, when 2 people decide to get married on Independence Day....."
"You know when doctors leave the room they are just checking Web MD right?"
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"How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy? He used conditioner on them."
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