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Joke of the Day

"As we develop robots, we should make them out of pretzels or cotton candy that way if they become self aware we could just eat them"

"Two Unix experts are talking about their age... - What is your date of birth? - 0 - Ohh, nice I was born in January too."

"Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"

"A blind dude walks into a bar. Ouch."

"Whats the difference between an onion and a hooker? I dont cry when I cut up a hooker"

"How do you make a cookie dance? Throw a little dough at it!"

"Kid: Dad, what does ironic mean? Dad: Well son, when 2 people decide to get married on Independence Day....."

"How can you tell when an idiot's depressed? Go stand in front of a mirror"

"One night stands in hotel rooms just don't do it for me anymore. That's why I always ask for a bed with two night stands."

"What do you call a dragon that can't sit still? A wiggle wyrm."