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Joke of the Day

"I hear Chikfila is becoming more PC... They now have transtender bathrooms."

"I just saw a man pick up a screaming child and take her to his van. Man, kids are getting carried away these days."

"Still shocked that people kill themselves without first eating nothing but cheesecake for a week, THEN killing themselves."

"Q: What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A: A tuba toothpaste."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] You can't jelly your cock into a baby's ass"

"Women jokes are not funny Period."

"I get turned on whenever I eat greek dips... ...I think I'm a hummusexual."

"Dad: ""So what are you going to do after you graduate?"" Me: ""well, mom said we'll probably go out somewhere to eat"""

"Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind."

"Did you hear about the baker that failed at making white bread? It went a rye."