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Joke of the Day
"I had to dump my cross eyed girlfriend I think she was seeing someone else"
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"Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball."
"I still haven't found the key to happiness... ...but I'm starting to feel like whoever locked it up is a real dick."
"As a large adult male I think I could probably last at least 30 seconds with Rhonda Rousey But probably less than 10 seconds in a fight against her."
"""I think you'll like her. She's smart, funny, and a libra"" I've never met a libra *is super disappointed when date isn't a lion zebra mix*"
"Did you guys hear about the funk singer who stubbed his toe? He said ""ow""."
"So two bassists are sitting at a bar... One leans over to the other and says, ""How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?"" He responds, ""One note at a time."""
"It's just a game but... last night Tom Brady was sacked more than milk and bread at the grocery store before a snow day"
"What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? Oh shit, some arsehole has got my pen."
"What do black people get when they die? Nigger Mortis"