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Joke of the Day
"It's fun being a philosophy major I get to reflect on why I can't pay for food"
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"Sign language is pretty handy."
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"I usually read this subreddit on a toilet,... ...so that I dont shit my pants."
"What did the black mother name her 5 daughters? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names!"
"What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more? An extractor fan"
"Falling coconuts kill more people than falling sharks."
"Jobs I'd be shit at: -brain surgeon -rocket scientist -ventriloquist -goat herder -sober person thingy"
"A man walks into a bar... ...and loses the international limbo championship. (I feel like this is probably really old, but I hadn't heard it before.)"
"I get hit with a lot of folding chairs for someone that's not a professional wrestler."