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"I usually read this subreddit on a toilet,... ...so that I dont shit my pants."
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"""Want to come watch the game Saturday at 8:00?"" Well I'm going rollerskating at 1:00, so yeah I should be out of the hospital by then."
"What did the child with no hands get for his birthday? Nobody knows yet."
"A blonde walks into the doctors and explains that she is unable to drink coffee without getting a severe pain in her eye. The doctor replies; ""Maybe take the spoon out before you try drinking it"""
"I went outside once.... The graphics were great! But the storyline sucked!!!!!"
"I love math but you know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by two."
"Did you know in the state of Kentucky, if you divorce your wife.... She just becomes your cousin"
"A beautiful lady once asked me what I like in a woman. I got six months for indecent exposure."
"Marathon Just won my first marathon. I am experiencing the thrill of victory and the agony of de feet."
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