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Joke of the Day
"Jesus killed the dinosaurs because he was tired of their bullshit."
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"What is Carroll Shelby's favorite food? A torque-y sandwich."
"Don't worry, it's not sexist! I'm half woman on my mothers side."
"Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory? Because Orange is the New Black."
"I didn't think my son would make a good postman. But he delivered."
"I have to stop saying ""Because I'm Batman"" all the time. It's not cute anymore. Oh wait. Yea it is! You know why? Because I'm Batman."
"I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous"
"Girl are you the square root of -1? Because you're complex as fuck."
"did you see Iran play in the world cup? I heard they played like Shiate'"
"A man walks into a bathroom and slips on a turd.. Another man approaches and says ''are you alright mate? I just did that''"