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Joke of the Day
"I didn't think my son would make a good postman. But he delivered."
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"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full I heard this on a radio show and thought it was worth sharing"
"Young Forever Nutritionists say people who eat less tend to be younger in appearance. It is true. One of my friends hadn't eaten for 10 days, he's forever 25 years old now."
"Hitler was a keen golfer..... He even wrote a book on it, it was titled 'How to get out of a bunker with one shot.'"
"Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany? Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!"
"While making small talk with my wife's doctor I asked him what he does for a living because I am amazing at human interaction."
"I really need someone to follow me around Target to say ""No. No. Put that back. You don't need that. You already have 4 of those at home."""
"What did the 8 say to the 0? Hey, fatty"
"What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use? Triple Eh's."
"""Endless shrimp"" sounds nice until you realize they are serious. It's a threat. The shrimp will never stop."