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Joke of the Day

"Just went to the mens room & came out to an empty office. Either the building is on fire or there is cake in the break room. Win/win"

"How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But the light bulb has to want to change."

"A Scientologist and a Westboro Baptist Church member walk into a bar... No one goes to that bar anymore."

"What does a barista wear? A cap and chinos."

"""It doesn't say anywhere that you have to EAT them, you see,"" I explain to the Olive Garden waitress as my breadstick kingdom adds a library"

"What do you call a slutty camera? A loose Canon."

"Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :("

"My friend tried to light a cop car on fire. He threw 99 Bananas..."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotapus."

"Rednecks What do you call a redneck virgin? A 10 year old girl who can run faster than her brother and father"