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Joke of the Day

"Just went to the mens room & came out to an empty office. Either the building is on fire or there is cake in the break room. Win/win"

"How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it."

"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan."

"When the food packaging says ""serves 3 - 4 people The fat controller laughed ""you are wrong"""

"What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to 16 trees."

"Once an octopus figures out how to do roundhouse kicks, humans are pretty much done"

"Why did the woman fire her masseuse? He just rubbed her the wrong way"

"I've Noticed Bernie Sanders is Wearing a Ballcap Now at his Rallies. If he wants to invigorate his base shouldn't he be wearing a trilby?"

"I'd slap you but I'm pretty sure they would call it animal cruelty."

"Being raised as a catholic was tough. As soon as I hit 12 I had acne come on my face, as did the priest."