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Joke of the Day

"I have to stop saying ""Because I'm Batman"" all the time. It's not cute anymore. Oh wait. Yea it is! You know why? Because I'm Batman."

"What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs? Rebbit."

"I don't like having long hair... ...but it's kind of growing on me"

"The American education system. That's it. That's the joke."

"What's the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere."

"I walked into a bar once... and it fuckin hurt."

"Reasons to bake a cake after the kids go to bed: 1. To surprise them with it. 2. So they never know you ate an entire cake without sharing."

"Once I found out masturbating was an addiction, I just knew that I had no choice but to beat it."

"As the wise Confucius once said.... If you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time"

"Since it started snowing, all my grandma has done is stare through the window. If it gets any worse ill need to let her back in."