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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive."

"How do Muslims like their food served? Allah Carte"

"Running out of space for your porn collection? Just download midget porn, it's half the size"

"Lil wayne becomes a comedian... Lol wayne"

"I am not paying for a full year membership at the Y when I only need the pool long enough to hold one hamster Viking funeral."

"I have an evil masterplan; I'm going to drill a huge hole through the Moon and thread a massive piece of string through it. Then I will finally be able to conker the World."

"Names of Groups A group of crows is called a 'Murder' of crows. A group of cats is called a 'Glaring' of cats. What do you call a group of Lexus cars? A fortune!"

"What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive? Jesus, take the wheel!"

"What Do You Call 4 Mexicans In Quicksand? Cuatro Cinco!"

"Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City guess they don't have cell towers there so you didn't get my texts I'm going to kill you b"