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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So that no one find out he fucks chickens."

"Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy? He was having a mid life crisis."

"I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane"

"Why was the clownfish sad? Because its friends were anemones."

"Our principal is so stupid Boy: Our principal is so stupid. Girl: Don't you know who i am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Do you know who i am? Girl: No. Boy: Good (walks away)"

"How do you stop clowns from attacking you? Go for the juggler"

"Two guys are walking down the road and they see a dog licking himself. First guy says, ""Boy I sure wish I could do that."" Second guy says, ""I think you should try to pet him first."""

"How many Mexicans Does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"

"When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why. But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!!"

"""It's not you, it's me. And me. And me! And me. And me."" - schizophrenic break up"