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Joke of the Day
"Why was the clownfish sad? Because its friends were anemones."
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"I looked down on the earth from an airplane yesterday and there are PLENTY of trees left, don't worry!"
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"If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty."
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"*gets a Fitbit for Christmas* *puts it on a squirrel*"
"*tries to take off date's bra* If you- *tries again* If- *again* If you would take off the hulk gloves this would be easier *looks up* NEVER"
"This looks like a job for.. *I rip open my jacket* Jacket Repair Man! *I sew my jacket back together*"