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Joke of the Day
"Why was the clownfish sad? Because its friends were anemones."
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"Co-worker: What's the difference between astronomy & astrology? Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points."
"I slept so good last night.. It was like I was on a date with Bill Cosby."
"When my doctor gives me a prostate exam I like to moan ""Mmmm, deeper."" Freaks him out, but not as much as when I try to cuddle afterward."
"[me, to my brother] I can't believe we've never been to Coachella [my Ukrainian grandfather] when I your age, bear eat my wife"
"I saw a kid getting bullied by 4 people, so I decided to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us."
"One day Eddie Vedder and Bob Dylan got into an argument. nobody knows why."
"Racist Jokes Can we please start a thread of just racist jokes? Honestly the jokes here are really lacking we can combat that with crude racism."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, who can swim the English Channel? Clever Dick."
"A nurse takes a rectal thermometer out of her pocket... She sees it and says, ""Oh dammit, some asshole took my pen."""