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Joke of the Day

"I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane"

"And then the God said: ""Noah, make a backup. I'm going to format"""

"I have an earning disability."

"What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting? Concentration camps."

"Standing in a park today wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me! -Stewart Francis"

"What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck."

"*eats one piece of lettuce* *checks for abs*"

"An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a rabbi walk into a bar And the rabbi says, ""Hey, wait a minute... I think I'm in the wrong joke."""

"Did you hear about the newly announced cure for Parkinson's Disease? It's in a bottle with instructions to ""shake well"""

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it! Hahaha, get it? He fucking brews it"