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Joke of the Day

"When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why. But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!!"

"Funny clown joke You know why cannibals don't eat clowns? They taste funny."

"When is a door not a door? When its ajar"

"My three sons are gonna hate me... once I name them Prescott, Scott, and Postscott"

"Serious top linked post on /r/science made me laugh: ""Giant methane storms on Uranus"" Original link: http://phys.org/news/2015-03-giant-methane-storms-uranus.html"

"I'm disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn't have an epic Farmville scene."

"What did the little girl with no arms, no legs, blind, deaf and mute get for Christmas? NSFW Cancer"

"just when you think life is going okay, you get the new guy at Subway"

"Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!"

"What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called? A Sith."