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"What's an incestuous mother's favourite drink? Sonny-D"
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"Do you know why Parisians only have a single egg for breakfast? Because in France one egg is un uf."
"What is a difference between those who left USSR for Canada in 1972 and those who left USSR in and after 1991. In 1972, people ran from Socialism, and in 1991 into Socialism."
"Interviewer: why did you leave your last job? Me: hmm that's a tough one. I guess I'd probably have to say listening is my biggest strength"
"What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling? An Ethiopian rave."
"What's the best way to make an egg roll? You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this..."
"[phone call with ex] Me: you want to hang out tonight? Ex: sure. When & where? Me: no, we're not going. It's enough just to know you would."
"Why does Donald Trump hate Casper the ghost? Because he can go through walls."
"Why do midgets love playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."
"What did the farming professor say to his new students? ""Welcome to my field."""