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Joke of the Day
"There's plenty of deeply disturbed fish in the sea."
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"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Get married to her."
"Well it's that time of year again when the 80 a week I invest in child maintenance finally pays off by providing me with a pair of fucking socks."
"As an Asian male, I'm offended by the stereotype that we're bad drivers and have small penises. I am an excellent driver."
"If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"
"Females will stop speaking to their friends over the littlest things, but will forgive the same trifling ass dude a millions times."
"*goes to the park* *spoon feeds red bull to the ducks*"
"Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children."
"I told my Canadian friend that I ran zero miles today... she said that was 0K"
"What is the difference between a cock and a penis? A cock is an animal. Penis is a male sexual organ."