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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling? An Ethiopian rave."
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"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass"
"How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower? Give her a shovel."
"You know before Facebook, I use to call up 435 friends of mine everyday... just to tell them how much I hate my work and how much I love getting stoned.'"
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill."
"Bought some shoes from my drug dealer Pretty shitty ones though, he's a drug dealer, not a shoe salesman."
"I stole Stephen Hawking's wheelchair today I thought it was hilarious, he had nothing to say on the matter."
"What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch? A MANDATE *snicker*"
"A teacher asked a spanish immigrant student to make a sentence using the words cheese and liver.... ...The immigrant replies: ""Hey liver alone, cheese my sister"""
"ME: I was having a juice cleanse between 6 & 8 p.m COP: You don't need an alibi, you're not a suspect ME: I know, I'm just telling everyone"