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Joke of the Day
"Why do midgets love playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."
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"An emo vampire probably bites himself."
"Why did the director get kicked out of the bar? He was making a scene!"
"""How crazy is your ex? Crazy like my triceps?"" ""How sick is your mother? Sick like my triceps?"""
"A Man walks into a Zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? I ain't got cats in my bank account."
"I think my car must be Jewish It always needs to be gassed."
"I heard a great ""This American Life"" podcast about trolling Click bait."
"""French court stops child from being named Nutella"" They've stopped a silly name before it can spread."
"how do you get from floor to roof? smoke an L and look in the mirror"