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Joke of the Day
"Two statisticians walk into a bar... What are the chances of that?"
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"What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?... ...Elizabeth."
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"My coworker left my office an hour ago, but the smell of his cologne remains, like some kind of douchbag ghost."
"I was asleep in a forest... ...Then suddenly woke up and saw a grizzly bent over my face. Bear ass."
"Fun fact: When swimming upstream, salmon can jump up as high as 6 feet. Unless its a white salmon."