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Joke of the Day

"Fun fact: When swimming upstream, salmon can jump up as high as 6 feet. Unless its a white salmon."

"Cupping? Isn't that what tween girls do to fatten their lips? #olympics2016"

"The local barber was arrested for selling drugs I think it's completely insane! I've been his customer for years and I had no clue he was a barber."

"I bet there are at least a few seconds when a tiger is chasing you where you look back and are like, ""awwww..."""

"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."

"If it weren't for smoke detectors, I'd never know when my food was ready."

"A group of sex toy manufacturers are discussing the success of their products... and they decided that only dildos had really achieved market penetration."

"I hate it when you tell someone that you'll always be there for them and then they call you to help move"

"TIL Only three types of mammals go through menopause. The Blue Whale, The Beluga Whale, and You're Mom"

"""Balls."" said the queen. The king laughed, he had to."