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Joke of the Day

"bill gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place... But its their fault for not having windows.."

"A Proton goes into a bar and orders a drink,when he asks how much the drink will cost the Bartender says ""That will be $3.50."""

"Whats it called when batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"

"This one is for the Electricians A black guy, a red guy and a blue guy all walk into a bar. The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind around here, this here is the neutral bar""."

"Mexico's prison system"

"What do you get when you cross a judge and a potato? A Dicktater."

"If there'd been a mix up my uncle could have been President of the United States He was an army undertaker, also known as a 'barrack embalmer' \- Milton Jones"

"A boy talks to his mother about what he hopes to become. The boy said, ""Mom? I have something to tell you"" ""Go ahead"", the mother said. ""I promise not to laugh."" *The boy wanted to be a comedian.*"

"If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about."

"Why did the otter want to work at NASA? So he could go to Otter Space."