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Joke of the Day
"What do colleges and penises have in common? They're both long and hard, unless you're Asian."
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"Why can't you hear Django coming? The D is silent."
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"I once got so drunk I put shaving cream on my face & used an electric shaver. Then poured a glass of wine on my face b/c I had no aftershave"
"A Sleepwalking Nun What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants. One's a crusty bus station while the other's a busty crustacean."
"If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping..."
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"What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast? Ohmlettes"