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Joke of the Day
"What do colleges and penises have in common? They're both long and hard, unless you're Asian."
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"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb 2, but don't ask me how they got in there."
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"So Five Night's at Freddy's 3 was announced Is it going to have a dead horse animatronic that you have to beat?"
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the one that had a dream got shot!"
"Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby."
"My lesbian friend asked what I wanted for my birthday... ... All I got was this stupid rolex!"
"I like how Angelina waited to divorce Brad Pitt until Jen got married. Well played Maleficent...well played..."
"Bon Jovi published a diet book It's called ""Living on a Pear"""
"Spell ""pound"" in two letters. Lb."