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Joke of the Day
"My brother told me I have the body of a god. Buddha!"
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"He died doing what he loved most... Correcting my grammar."
"Why do politicians spend so much time at playgrounds? Because it's a great place to pick up swing voters."
"Cashier: Hello Me: Is it me your looking for... I can see it in your eyes.. Cashier:... Me: Sorry, this is my first rap battle."
"The thin,healthy, smart people are really missing out on some horrible food at Burger King."
"Nobody except an English major appreciates when I say ... my granddaughter has double Ds"
"Earthworms will always laugh at a poop joke... They really eat that shit up."
"Guys don't forget, tomorrow is Chinese Aviation Day! AKA Fly-Day"
"How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells? He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor."
"[lying with girlfriend & looking up at the stars] ""Hey--"" *points to shooting star* ""You've put on a lot of weight."""