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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who is half black and half Japanese? Every December 7th he attacks Pearl Bailey."

"Kate on Facebook can't believe the ordacity of some people. I can't believe the audacity of people who use big words that they can't spell."

"""Hello, barman? Give me another drink!"" I yelled. He said, ""I think you've had enough, sir."" ""What makes you say that?"" I laughed. He said, ""I'm a taxi driver."""

"What do you call a white person on fire? A firecracker."

"Whats an African dad joke? Hi starving! I'm dad!"

"I really wanted to make a Zelda joke But there is no Links allowed."

"Q: Why did Ariel wear seashells? A: Because she grew out of her B shells."

"Two fish were sitting in a tank... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Capitalisation It is the difference between ""I helped my uncle Jack off a horse,"" and ""I helped my uncle jack off a horse."""

"What looks like half a sandwich? The other half."