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Joke of the Day
"Mr Clause caught Mrs Clause cheating on him. What a ho ho ho."
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"A blowfly goes into a bar and asks... Is that stool taken?"
"What do you call 5 black people on a plane? Niggas with altitude"
"I'm gonna buy some cheese and put it behind glass with a sign that reads ""In queso emergency, break glass"""
"Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn't count."
"A black woman called Betty came into my restaurant the other day... She asked, ""Is there any chicken on the menu?"" I replied, ""No black Betty, it's ham or lamb"""
"Gloryholes are like restaurants. The best ones are just holes in the walls."
"Me: pew pew...pew pew pew Guy at next urinal: Please stop"
"A Cadillac carrying five Mexicans drives off of a cliff and everybody dies. Why is it a tragedy? Because a Cadillac sits six."
"Aids... -What would prevent AIDS from spreading in Africa? -Sex only after lunch"