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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed. "
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"Border Patrol never did chase down that illegal baby food smuggler from Mexico. I heard he was so fast they nicknamed him Formula Juan."
"I have been trying to lose weight so I've been keeping my junk food in the basement. This makes it cellary."
"God Bless You"
"Me: ""You flunked the labs & the midterm. You need 154% in the final to pass."" Him: ""So there's still a chance?"" Me: ""Let me ask my unicorn."""
"Did your world end today? Mayan didn't"
"What Does A Nazi Turkey Say? Goebbels, Goebbels, Goebbels"
"Slow and steady wins the race, unless it's one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed."
"Math teacher: What is the value of x? Student: She was my life."
"Why did roman sculptures have small penises? To get to the other side!"