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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""You flunked the labs & the midterm. You need 154% in the final to pass."" Him: ""So there's still a chance?"" Me: ""Let me ask my unicorn."""

"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile Stolen from r/christianity"

"What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"

"How are a roof and quantum physics the same? They both go over your head."

"I still occasionally fap over my ex Made a copy of the key to her place when we were together, and she's a heavy sleeper"

"There's no ""i"" in ""team"" but there are like millions of other words with ""i"" in them so what's the big deal about ""team"" anyway?"

"What do you call a Jew that can fly? Smoke"

"Five Secrets of Successful People: 1. Don't 2. Tell 3. Anyone 4. Your 5. Secrets"

"I went to an anti-religion camp once It was a blasphemy"

"AMERICA: Where someone will eventually figure out how to fry Vodka"