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Joke of the Day

"Border Patrol never did chase down that illegal baby food smuggler from Mexico. I heard he was so fast they nicknamed him Formula Juan."

"A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says ""get out!"""

"Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of a stranger making 90% of their decisions."

"Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy? Just kidding he did"

"Doctor and Lady Doctor: You are looking so weak and exhausted! Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my god! I heard 3 ""males"" a day."

"My son kneed himself on the trampoline. *black eye forming Me: Son, we need to come up with a better story than this."

"Why do canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game"

"what do you call someone with unreasonable hearing? ear-rational"

"What the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches"

"How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!"