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"God Bless You"
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"I'm not saying it's been a while, but, the last time a girl got down on her knees for me, she showed me how to tie my shoelaces."
"I once went to a blonde psychiatrist She blew my mind."
"I won the local hot dog eating contest and didn't even know I was competing."
"Whoever first said ""No news is good news"" never had their cable & Internet go out for two days"
"I put the ""fun"" in dysfunctional. "
"How is the porn industry different from every other career? It's the only job where you have to stay late if you come early."
"My friend told me he was flying on a plane for the first time. I told him to have a blast."
"I never feel more hypocritical than when I tell my kid she's been on the computer too much."
"What is the definition of a Barbarian? It's someone who cuts hair in a library."