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Joke of the Day

"I'm fairly certain that kids only have ears for decorative purposes."

"Hamburgler: Success! Look at this amazing haul of these McDonald's burgers! Hamburgler's Mum: *sobbing* Your brother is an architect."

"Me: Can I get you a drink? Her: I have a boyfriend. Me: Lady, I'm the bartender."

"What do call a 5 person orgy of only black people? A threesome."

"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her."

"Bruce Jenner? More like Bruce Transjenner!"

"I've had to take a second job working in a bakery. I knead the dough."

"I started crossfit yesterday And my throat is killing me"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone calls me a racist I'd have $0.60."

"Knock knock Who's there? A broken Pencil. A broken Pencil who? ..... Never mind its pointless"