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Joke of the Day
"Me: Can I get you a drink? Her: I have a boyfriend. Me: Lady, I'm the bartender."
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"CW: How was your weekend? *finds nearest object* ""Hello?"" CW: Are you talking to a stapler? ""I'm sorry, I have to take this."""
"Why are there no good jokes about engineers? zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline."
"Give a man a fish and he'll go to McDonald's instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald's"
"What's the difference between a circus and a whore house? One has a cunning array of stunts."
"What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu? For swine flu you need ""Oinkment"", for bird flu you need ""Tweetment""."
"I have a very defined ab. That's not a typo, I only have a single ab"
"Why do american bears have forelimbs? They have the right to bear arms"
"sucks to be a bad guy in the teenage mutant ninja turtle world like ""who stopped u"" ""turtles"" ""huh"" ""no they were like faster than normal"""
"What is the deadliest volcano? Mount Kill-a-man-jaro"