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Joke of the Day

"Hamburgler: Success! Look at this amazing haul of these McDonald's burgers! Hamburgler's Mum: *sobbing* Your brother is an architect."

"I opened my front door this morning to find a large black coffin. I gave him a pack of Lockets and told him to fuck off."

"What rating did Moody's give to the sheep? BAAA"

"Did you hear the joke about the 100-inch pizza? It's hard to deliver."

"What do you tell a smelly Japanese person? Takashawa."

"Drunkenly changed my voicemail to ""if you like cheese, press 2. Para Spanish, press cheese. To hear more cheeses, say goooo-DA"""

"I made a username called ""My Dick"" on a website. The website said that it wasn't long enough."

"What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated? Discuss"

"Racism is institutionalized throughout the US Why else would black history be celebrated during the shortest month!"

"Women are like bacon, they smell great, taste delicious and kill you slowly. Men are like bacon because we're pigs."