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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? A broken Pencil. A broken Pencil who? ..... Never mind its pointless"
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"What did Hitler say when 7 ate 9? NEINNN!!"
"Somewhere, some Nigerian lawyer is wondering why you're not sending him the personal information that he needs to give you your inheritance"
"Spain are blaming their loss this evening on the weather. Apparently it was 2 Chile."
"What do you do to a dead fruit? You *berry* it."
"I scream, you scream, we all scream... The ice cream man kidnapped us; please send help."
"What's the expiry date on plastic? [81](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)"
"Watching people try to find a lost car in a parking lot is oddly soothing"
"it's never okay to hit a woman ! wipe her make up and fight her man to man"
"What did Emma Sulkowicz get for her birthday? I don't know but I'll tell you what she didn't get. Raped"