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Joke of the Day

"Hipsters probly don't eat carrots since they lose interest in things when there not underground anymore."

"It's almost Valentine's day It's almost Valentine's Day and I don't even have a date, even the milk carton has a date."

"Could somebody please explain ""free range"" eggs? These chickens aren't even born yet. I'd kind of rather they be stationary."

"Hurricanes are loud, costly and sometimes fatal forces of nature That's why the WMO name them after their wives"

"A wedding is like inviting your family and friends to the dock to watch you leave England on the Titanic."

"Did you here Whitey Bulger was put in solitary confinement because he was caught masterbating in his cell? It was a sticky situation."

"What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning? mana-pause"

"What Did the Fish Say When He Swam into a Wall? Damn."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your cock down a cheerleader's throat"

"A Brazilian got the first gold medal The police are already after him."