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Joke of the Day

"Hurricanes are loud, costly and sometimes fatal forces of nature That's why the WMO name them after their wives"

"My friend told me I don't know the meaning of irony Which was really ironic because we were at a bus station."

"*I gently close front door Dog: Where have you been?? I was worried sick about you! See that vomit on the floor? That's because of you!"

"A man driving a car hits a woman. Who's fault is it? TRICK QUESTION! Cars can't fit in the kitchen!"

"""I know exactly how you feel."" *staring at a deflated giant inflatable snowman"

"For my next trick I'll turn a 12 pack of beer into domestic violence."

"I was thinking of hosting a gathering of celebrities where we make harsh jokes about honoree JLO's backside. Think of it as a rump roast."

"If you surround your house in police tape, the odds of you being robbed drops dramatically."

"Where do footballers dance? At a football!"

"I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest."