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Joke of the Day

"What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone? Oops"

"Why does England always get attacked in the summer? Because the Knights are shorter then."

"Black Friday deals but at the pharmacy"

"Imagine if the Indians gave the pilgrims a donkey... Then we'd all get a little ass for thanksgiving."

"Did you hear that David Copperfield has aids now? Yea, he was doing Magic."

"Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!"

"Sarah fell of the swing because she has no arms..... Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah!"

"Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard? He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills."

"Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said ""Look at that dog with one eye!"" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes ""Where?"""

"What's Putin's new favorite song? Crimea River"