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"What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone? Oops"
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"The itch from poison ivy is so bad that I just spent hundreds of dollars buying every possible cream and ointment at the pharmacy. I need to quit making rash decisions."
"[dark alley] Here's the $3 million, thanks again for this, be sure to send pictures. Kidnapper: Wait, don't you want your kids back?"
"What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!"
"This sub has the most AMAzing jokes on Reddit."
"What's the most confusing day in the hood? Father's Day"
"got a fake ID w a picture of shrek on it. works everytime. bought ten shrek dvds w it just this morning. lady at the counter didnt say SHIT"
""" I had a nightmare "" - Racist having the same dream as Martin Luther King Jr."
"What's the advantage to fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
"An Irishman walks into a bar .... An Irishman walks into a bar full of Englishmen. Looks around, and then says: ""Right, this looks like a fair fight."""